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Holy SMOKES, me and Alex and Eli just watched this Family Guy episode called "The Fat Guy Strangler" with that dude from Iron Man in it.
Who am I kidding, I know who actors in movies are for a living - Robert Downey Jr (incredibly funny in Iron Man and incredibly hilarious in Family Guy).
What's going on?
Tintin: telling me this long thing about NASA spaceships, the Solar System (like how it might have been created by this massive supernova, which disturbed gas and dust or something), this star that's pronounced BeetleJuice that, if it was the Sun, it would engulf the first four planets and monkeys.
Hilary: asking Alex about where he's been for the last two nights - who bets he was with a MYSTERY WOMAN - bet it's Amy*.
Eli: going over Family Guy parts for Tintin while swimming (how can he?).
Alex: ignoring Hilary sort of and singing the "Numa Numa Dance."
Iggy: asking me who Robert Downey Jr plays in Family Guy whilst staring at Eli.
Me: telling Iggy he plays Lois's bro, Patrick and posting on this blog(hee hee hee).
No longer in New York (dang it). Sitting on a bunch of rocks, next to a river in California!!! Ah, yes, you're wondering how we saw FAMILY GUY, huh? Well, we watched it on the laptop.

-Tess
*Amy is an FBI agent, who is like 28 or something, and Alex is the only one who likes her.

Sleep. Sleeeeep.

I am SO DAMN TIRED - I mean, I've been flying for freaking EVER because we had to go to New York while the Institute think we're in Los Angeles, so I have a good reason to be absolutely pooped.
We're hanging out in a hotel, thanks to Eli, who used an ATM to get us money (oops, our bad), and I'm on the a bed in the girls bedroom, watching none other than Scrubs on the massive - I mean, incredibly massive - TV. Tess is half watching it with me, half listening to Tintin's raving about why in America, traffic's on the other side of the road, and Iggy, Alex and Eli are watching this happen, and I think Alex is filming (yes, he was, Tess just told him to turn the camera off).
'Everyone, shut up,' I'm saying, 'I'm watching Scrubs. So shush!'
Anyhow, on Scrubs, JD's singing 'Kung-Fu Fighting!' in an elevator and the Janitor's trapped him there.
It's so funny!
And now Tess is turning the volume up on Scrubs, making Tintaline's voice very hard to hear.
Ha. Ha.

hilary fuzzy duckling bcp

PS I'm not fuzzy and I'm not a duckling.

"Do Ya, Pink?"

If God is a DJ then what does that make us?

She's... erm... very stylish...

-Master Eli

Guess Who

Ladies and gentlemen, GUESS WHO -

*waiting*

It's ME, Tintin. I only posted on this blog once and then I turn evil (which actually wasn't half bad, I mean, when you're evil, you don't have to use responsibility or anything) before I could post a second time.
All who are wondering how Alex got shot, uh, yeah, it was me.
Turns out there was some weird transmitter behind my ear that was totally screwing with my brain (sounds lame, really wasn't).
My hair's long again and blowing all over the place, not considering getting it cut. And I'm wearing the black jacket again. It's like a part of me now.
Ha ha.

Tintin (Mr is optional)
:D

My Feathers

For you who don't believe us. Why is this thing underlining?
OK, well, we found a bunch of other mutant bird kids on the web, too - not the max, fang guys but seven mutated kids, the leader Garren, I think.
Any-who...
I can't help but LOVE my feathers. I just love their color, their feel... and now I'm going on, and on and on and on and on and on...
So, yeah, hi Garren, Ramona, Zeke, Ziggy, Max, Violent and all the others.

-Tess

BIG NEWS

I got SHOT!!!
Isn't that awesome?
I mean, come on, how many peeps do you know who fly, have wings, are really tall, get attacked by Leeches, GET SHOT and live to tell the tale?
Didn't think so.
OK, well, this is some cool news. I mean, sure I was in a crazy hospital, and, sure, I was freaking out, and, sure, Mike totally got pissed off at me and the others, but hey, I'm alive and flying again.
In fact, we're in the air RIGHT NOW and Tess and Eli are flying beside me while Hilary's holding Iggy (my talking cute dog).
I HAVE BULLET WOUNDS!!!!

-aLeX-ZaN

If I Ever...

If I ever have a boyfriend, please, let him do this.
And please let him LOOK LIKE THAT TOO.
hilary bcp

Things Hilary Stole

Guess what I found -
Tess has been drawing OVER TIME and I've stolen, like, A MILLION of her pictures that she drew and now I'm gonna post them on the blog.
Muahahahaha! I am so evil I could vs Tintin who doesn't actually have hair anymore! Muhahahahahahahahaha....hahahahaha....ha...
Ha!
OK, that's enough!!!
hilarybcp

If I Had A Title, I Would Write It

OK, OK, April Fools has come and gone... but it was a damn good one, I mean, seeing Devlin with the red paint all over him and trying to pour blue paint on Tintin (the EVIL GUY), jeez me and Alex make good ideas.

-Eli AKA the smart, cool, funny one who is incredibly good at making jokes

The Scariness Of Azrael

Yo -

OK, we haven't posted on the blog for a while (a while meaning about a week) because we've all been depressed (d0n't call us Emo's yet). Because Tintin got into a MASSIVE fight with Devlin, in the air, and they both ended up falling to their doom.
In other words, they died.
Why did I call this thing the Scariness of Azrael? One, because Azrael is the Angel of Death, Two, I always imagined Az to have black wings like Tintin and Three, Tintin apparently came back FROM THE DEAD with Devlin, only now he's on the Institutes side and he shaved his head (HOLY SMOKES!!!)
We have no idea what to do.
Can u give us some ideas?

- Tess

Artie, Artie, Ar, Ar

Yo-


My BIG QUESTION is being announced-

Who do you think has the stranger laugh: Tintin or the Joker? (Another movie I can't wait to see).
The only problem is Tintin can do the Leprechaun/The Simpsons laugh and he can also do the Joker laugh! GAH!!!
Can't really tell peeps where we are now (Thank you, Leeches).


-Tess

Suck It, Eli

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-aLeX-ZaN

Watch It, 5 And Under

22

OK, who rules?
Answer.... Eli!!!

-Elijah

Tintin's Answer

Yeah, sorry Tess, but I don't.

OK, OK, we've been trying to find another Institute and trying to avoid Alex's driving as much as possible.
Not. Easy.
We also went to see a movie (up top, me and Eli), coz, yeah, it was my idea and it appears most people like my ideas. The movie was 10,000 B.C. and half of the time, Eli and Alex were yelling stuff out while Tess was cracking up laughing. Poor Tic Tic (sniff).
I got a new song coming up.... it's called "Hilary's Gonna Kill Me With A Baseball Bat."
Love the title.

Mr. Tintin
:D

Who Thinks Hugh Is Hot?

He is so cute.... and nice. That's what David Wenham said.
Whoops: Made it sound like David Wenham thought Hugh Jackman was cute. Um... no, he just said the 'nice' thing.
I reckon Hugh's da bomb. Maybe this isn't the BEST pictutre but it 's cool.
Can NOT wait for X-Men Origins: Wolverine.
Currently hanging in America -

-Tess

Hello, Peeps

Good morning all... Ride goers (is that how u spell goers?).
This is Hill. This is also a crazy blog (Tintin, what is wrong with u?)
OK, found out about the blog, like, TWO MINUTES ago and realized Tess nor Tintin filled you in about what happened the same day Tintin created the blog -
We found an Institute and totally kicked Leech butt.
Oh, right, no one knows what a Leech or the Institute is...
Time for Hill to fill in:
1) The Institute is the place that created Leeches (werewolves) and Hunters (werecats) and both of them want to kill us (delightful). The Institute got the idea of hybrids from the FBI who created us (Tess ACTUALLY explained that).
ALSO, Alex has a dog he called Iggy.
I think the filling in is done.
Oh, no, wait -
There's this one Leech who is a total creep, called Devlin. This is him (a drawing Tess did of him, anyway - it's blurry).
The filling in is officially done -
Anyone got any Corpse Bride pictures? I need them, badly.


hilary bcp

P.S. why is it that can't blog under my name? It always says posted by TG which COULD mean tintin...