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Holy SMOKES, me and Alex and Eli just watched this Family Guy episode called "The Fat Guy Strangler" with that dude from Iron Man in it.
Who am I kidding, I know who actors in movies are for a living - Robert Downey Jr (incredibly funny in Iron Man and incredibly hilarious in Family Guy).
What's going on?
Tintin: telling me this long thing about NASA spaceships, the Solar System (like how it might have been created by this massive supernova, which disturbed gas and dust or something), this star that's pronounced BeetleJuice that, if it was the Sun, it would engulf the first four planets and monkeys.
Hilary: asking Alex about where he's been for the last two nights - who bets he was with a MYSTERY WOMAN - bet it's Amy*.
Eli: going over Family Guy parts for Tintin while swimming (how can he?).
Alex: ignoring Hilary sort of and singing the "Numa Numa Dance."
Iggy: asking me who Robert Downey Jr plays in Family Guy whilst staring at Eli.
Me: telling Iggy he plays Lois's bro, Patrick and posting on this blog(hee hee hee).
No longer in New York (dang it). Sitting on a bunch of rocks, next to a river in California!!! Ah, yes, you're wondering how we saw FAMILY GUY, huh? Well, we watched it on the laptop.

-Tess
*Amy is an FBI agent, who is like 28 or something, and Alex is the only one who likes her.

Sleep. Sleeeeep.

I am SO DAMN TIRED - I mean, I've been flying for freaking EVER because we had to go to New York while the Institute think we're in Los Angeles, so I have a good reason to be absolutely pooped.
We're hanging out in a hotel, thanks to Eli, who used an ATM to get us money (oops, our bad), and I'm on the a bed in the girls bedroom, watching none other than Scrubs on the massive - I mean, incredibly massive - TV. Tess is half watching it with me, half listening to Tintin's raving about why in America, traffic's on the other side of the road, and Iggy, Alex and Eli are watching this happen, and I think Alex is filming (yes, he was, Tess just told him to turn the camera off).
'Everyone, shut up,' I'm saying, 'I'm watching Scrubs. So shush!'
Anyhow, on Scrubs, JD's singing 'Kung-Fu Fighting!' in an elevator and the Janitor's trapped him there.
It's so funny!
And now Tess is turning the volume up on Scrubs, making Tintaline's voice very hard to hear.
Ha. Ha.

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PS I'm not fuzzy and I'm not a duckling.

"Do Ya, Pink?"

If God is a DJ then what does that make us?

She's... erm... very stylish...

-Master Eli

Guess Who

Ladies and gentlemen, GUESS WHO -

*waiting*

It's ME, Tintin. I only posted on this blog once and then I turn evil (which actually wasn't half bad, I mean, when you're evil, you don't have to use responsibility or anything) before I could post a second time.
All who are wondering how Alex got shot, uh, yeah, it was me.
Turns out there was some weird transmitter behind my ear that was totally screwing with my brain (sounds lame, really wasn't).
My hair's long again and blowing all over the place, not considering getting it cut. And I'm wearing the black jacket again. It's like a part of me now.
Ha ha.

Tintin (Mr is optional)
:D

My Feathers

For you who don't believe us. Why is this thing underlining?
OK, well, we found a bunch of other mutant bird kids on the web, too - not the max, fang guys but seven mutated kids, the leader Garren, I think.
Any-who...
I can't help but LOVE my feathers. I just love their color, their feel... and now I'm going on, and on and on and on and on and on...
So, yeah, hi Garren, Ramona, Zeke, Ziggy, Max, Violent and all the others.

-Tess

BIG NEWS

I got SHOT!!!
Isn't that awesome?
I mean, come on, how many peeps do you know who fly, have wings, are really tall, get attacked by Leeches, GET SHOT and live to tell the tale?
Didn't think so.
OK, well, this is some cool news. I mean, sure I was in a crazy hospital, and, sure, I was freaking out, and, sure, Mike totally got pissed off at me and the others, but hey, I'm alive and flying again.
In fact, we're in the air RIGHT NOW and Tess and Eli are flying beside me while Hilary's holding Iggy (my talking cute dog).
I HAVE BULLET WOUNDS!!!!

-aLeX-ZaN

If I Ever...

If I ever have a boyfriend, please, let him do this.
And please let him LOOK LIKE THAT TOO.
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